Here are some gems from one particular user on vivaelbirdos.com, written mostly in response to Kenny Rogers' violation of all that is good and right in baseball.
This is some of the best blog reading I've ever done:
Cheater Slicks
Noticed it the first time the TV went to Kenny going to the mouth. Why not the dugout! No TV. They have it in the Tigs. Evident the wash!
Watch the heads of Enc & Wilson when they bat, do you ever see an hear hole and only thte face when they swing! Thus the KO! Wear is Mc the Ray!
Speaking of hear holes, that's is exactley where I would have put the 1st(L)to Casey!!!!
I'll take a splint anyday!
PS What would Gibby have done!
Goin home to glory!
Country Hard Ball
It is a non issue!
Stick it in his ear!
Who TF are we afraid of!
We win because we are the Cards!
If Rodgers plays again, it will be to utmost dieing shame, if fron of a most appreciative crowd!
That will not solve our problems, nor have alrady established who is the better TEAM! Just as we did in MY!
STick in his eat, play country hardball, Ask Gibby what he would do! No! Do what you would think Gibby would do! I love the Cards and have for over 40 years!!
Country Hard Ball
Take one for the team by leaning into a pitch, score a run, and the next one is in your ear, maybe we talk chin music after that! After you get HIP!
We win because we are Cardinals. We win because we are a team! Because we are professionals!
because
Pride!
Country Hard Ball
Winning is the color of our blood!
How I played the game
Country Hard Ball!
Kenny beat us! Why did he think he needed the juice?
The rest is how I thought the Cards should answer!
(Note: another user commented that the phrase "the rest" sounds like something Jack the Ripper would scrawl on London walls, and another one now uses "Evident the Wash" as his tagline.)
